Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Floaties


Apparently, the reason people all got sick in the swimming pools of Utah last summer was because moms didn’t buy the right size of swim diapers for their babies. Yeah. Do you think buying the right size is really going to keep little poopies from floating out of the diapers in public swimming pools? Lets be honest—any sort of paper-ish swim diaper is going to deteriorate and not hold waste-water after an hour in the swimming pool. Band-Aid sized solution I say.

KSL did a gross feature on the news last night where they actually filmed, FILMED pieces of poopies and filmy-brown water floating out of swim diapers and swimsuits of little kids. I was disturbed by the filming of it, and the “test-group” who were filmed in fish tanks, almost as much as by the fecal matter itself. Sadly, it’s always happened, it always will, and if you say you have never gone to the bathroom in a swimming pool in your life, face up to it, you are a liar. But should this stop fun summer memories of being a kid in the pool? No. So keep taking your kids to the public pools in the summer, but just don’t film the poopies. Ignorance is bliss right?

2 comments:

JMadd said...

I feel like children shouldn't be allowed to swim until they can control their bowels! Other than not wanting to be in a bathing suit, I avoid swimming because I can't handle waste in the water. Everyone has had a mouthful while performing a ill-executed belly flop.

Missy said...

That is a great post! Now I'm more educated and will be REALLY grossed out everytime my kids take a big gulp of pool water!