Sunday, February 20, 2011

How to end up without a date on Valentine's Day


1. Meet someone. Go out on lots of dates with said boy.
2. Go out with other boys who are asking you out who are not said boy.
3. Let boys who have not stepped up in the past anticipate stepping up with you.
4. Become very confused as to whether you are actually dating said boy.
5. Become very very confused as to whom you like and why.
6. Turn down the man who actually asked you out for Valentine's Day because it is not said boy and you feel kind of guilty about a Valentine's Day date with someone else.
7. Said boy does not ask you out for Valentine's Day because he is not sure what is going on either.
8. Stay home and grade papers on Valentine's Day. Who needs it anyway, right?
9. Feel slightly disgruntled that you are home grading research papers on Valentine's Day. Wonder why you are going out so often with boys but have no boyfriend, and are, as stated above, home grading papers on Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day never seemed important at all before; wonder why you are worried about not having a date for it now.
10. Get over it.

5 comments:

Heather said...

Why did said boy have to be so lame this time around! ugh. I hope he figures it out :) I've actually been thinking about you and wondering how said boy and you are doing!

Relaxed Cat said...

boo

JMadd said...

I'm dying to know who "said boy" is? Anyway, don't feel bad because sometimes even when you're married you don't have a date on Valentine's Day. And it's OK.

WalkConkies said...

"Said boy" missed out on a hot Valentine's date!

Missy said...

WalkConkies hit the nail on the head...or maybe "said boy" needs to be hit on the head...either way. ;)