Okay, I know this is a really opinionated article and may offend some, but Ensign article on what it feels like to be a single Mormon aside, here is an interesting link to a blog about how hard it can be to be a single Mormon. Don't worry, there are graphs and charts to make it more intriquing!
http://smashgfunk.blogspot.com/2005/10/mormon-scale-of-attractiveness.html
Here is a little excerpt:
"Most LDS singles marry in the 20-25 year old age range. We marry young. Agree with the wisdom of this concept or not, mormon people marry young--except for those that don't. I, my patient reader, am one that did not. And, indeed, may not.
You want to know why, don't you?
Well, I'm sure all my friends and relatives have their own hypotheses. I'm abrasive. I'm combative. I look like I'm mad all the time. I'm too tall. I act like I'm smarter than everybody else. I'm cynical. My expectations are too high. I'm too prudish. I'm too slutty. I've heard all of these from "friends" or family.
Well, you're all wrong. The real reason lies in Emily K's Theory of the Mormon Scale of Attractiveness. Allow me to explain."
If you want more, go to the link and read on!
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2 comments:
That was very entertaining and very true!! That's really lame, though!
Loved the link. So true! I have decided the only solution is to find a recent convert who hasn't been indoctrinated w/ the chart yet.
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