My New Most-Embarassing Moment of All Time!

So there I was in the Amazon Jungle hiking through the mud with this attractive man that I had been flirting shamlessly with all week and then I get heat stroke. We had been hiking through the Amazonian mud for hours and I was doing okay, but then we canoed out onto Lake Sandoval, and were out in the hot, reflective sun for an hour or so, and when we stopped for lunch I got heat stroke. Now imagine me bawling my eyes out in the arms of this man - who is dousing my arms and legs in water bottles full of Amazonian water and fanning me dry with his hat. He coaxed off my boots and jacket and put his arms around me, and I was totally crying my eyes out while he was making me drink water and soothing me. I am still mortified.... So I'm suffering terribly, but we can't just turn around because we are 5 hours out into the jungle so the whole way back he is watching over me and keeping me from falling over and talking to me non-stop about anything to distract me from my sickness. Oh, goodness. So so so so so humiliating! I think I'm all cute and flirty and then I'm helpless and bawling. Great move, me.