I want to meet my husband the traditional way...but after a couple of not exciting break-ups and caving into pressure I have decided to try online dating as well, just as an experiment, to meet new men. Well, let's just say - I'm amazed at what grown men will say to women they have never met! Here is just a sample of my favorite; all in the name of keeping a sense of humor! haha
"For what it's worth, you do seem like a pretty amazing girl and I'm not sure why you had to resort to online dating."
"I think we should just get married, that way I won't have to send you cheesy messages on this thing."
"I was looking through all these ads online thinking to myself 'Look at all the poor, desperate, lonely women...' and then I saw your ad and thought to myself 'Hey, here's a poor, desperate, lonely woman that's actually CUTE...' Haha..."
"So I was sitting on Santa's lap at the mall yesterday and I said, Santa, there is this girl on Plenty of Wackos, she is amazingly pretty. I can't get her attention, so just warning you if you get picked up by a big guy in red and thrown in his bag, don't worry it's santa!"
I was also hit on by a polygomist...not okay with me.
...anyway...laugh with me. :)
6 comments:
WoW! Is that what its like on there?!? Those seem like some well thought out pick up lines. I can't believe you pretty much got proposed to in the 2nd one. That is pretty fun. Glad you aren't taking those seriously. :)
Seriously? At least we know why they are dating online. No tact and bad pick up lines. Sheesh!
I am sure they just haven't had time to read, "What Not to Say to Your Future Spouse", yet, that's all. ;) Pretty funny.
Well, my sister met her fiance online...
I think that is the in way to meet people these days! J/K But on a serious note I have meet alot of really cool couples our here in the South and that is how they meet. So it does work for some people.
That's hilarious! Has Santa captured you yet?
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