I like butterscotch. Do you like butterscotch? Yes I do, but that is not going to get you my phone number.
Unless you look like George Clooney-- you are not going to be a 50-year-old dating a 30-year-old--correction, unless you are George Clooney.
I went to mid-singles fireside last night, amazing fireside, weird company. True, there were a couple of hundred people at the fireside, but the women were 30 and the men were 50. I’m not kidding; 50 and on the prowl. It’s a sad world. I was helping myself to a serving of ice-cream with butterscotch, and yes, a man tried to use this as a reason to talk to me—the fact that we both like butterscotch on ice-cream. Guess what? Who doesn’t, and it was one of the two toppings available.
Am I being rude? Yes, but please save me from the fate of being in the future a 50-year-old single woman who as to compete for men her age against 30-year-old single women.
I’m not looking for a sugar-daddy – well, at least not yet. Unless he looks like George Clooney, just kidding, not even then.
9 comments:
Um... yikes!
*giggles*
Oh boy! Can't blame the guy for trying :)! Ha ha. By the way, I like butterscotch too!!! Now I'm craving ice cream with butterscotch on top!!!
Oh my gosh that is hilarious! Sorry. But I would seriously date George Clooney and Gerard Butler - old guy hot is still hot.
Not rude at all - it just shows how truly messed up the dating scene gets once you end up in the 'mid-singles' scene. Ugh. This is why I plan on becoming a hermit.
PS - does anyone else feel that Gerard Butler is starting to develop Jude Law-ian levels of skeeve? Just me? Okay.
Oh geez...
hahahaha wow... this made me smile...
Did I ever tell you about the time when the school custodian asked me to go out once...he had to be in his late 40's or 50's and at the time I was 23...soooo not okay. I'm sorry you had such an awkward moment while eating something as delicious as butterscotch.
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